1. Buy a really big TV.

2. Spend the next few years traveling the world, seeing remote destinations and writing about them.

3. Donate a large sum of money to the Met and hone my knowledge of art history.

4. Learn how to fly an airplane and get my commercial pilot's license.

5. Learn how to cook gourmet foods.

6. Buy a really cool penthouse apartment.

Things I will really do when I win the New York State Lottery:

1. Buy a really big TV

2. Watch several all-day marathons of "Remote Destinations" on the Travel Channel while highlighting my TV Guide.

3. Watch a couple of historic Mets' games on ESPN Classics.

4. Get that TiVo thing, so that I can watch reruns of "Wings" without commercial interruption.

5. Learn the number to a pizza place that has gourmet toppings.

6. Get a subscription to Penthouse.