Here are all of my favorite dumb blonde jokes. Make sure to tell them to all of your coworkers. Don't worry the blondes won't take offense. We don't get them anyway. How do you spell blond anyway?
What happened to the dumb blonde who bought a vibrator?
She knocked out all her teeth.
What do you call dumb blondes in a swimming pool?
Air Bubbles.
How can you tell a blonde has been using the computer?
There's white out all over the screen.
A blonde and a brunette were walking through the forest. The brunette sighs, "Oh look at the poor little dead bird." The blonde looks to the sky and asks, "Where?"
Why couldn't the blonde terrorist blow up the car?
Her lips wouldn't fit around the exhaust pipe.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
She had a blonde boyfriend.
2 blondes were walking through a forest. They stopped to look at a pair of tracks. 1 blonde thought they were deer tracks, but the other was positive they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are in a bar. The bartender drops a dollar. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde, because the smart blonde and the Easter Bunny don't exist.
3 blondes were driving down to Disney World they passed a sign that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT"... so they went home.
How do you make a dumb blonde laugh on Monday?
Tell her a joke on Friday.
How do you define "eternity" with a dumb blonde?
The time between when you come and she leaves.
What is a dumb blonde's favorite sexual position?
Facing the mirror.
What do you call 5 blondes standing side by side?
A wind tunnel.
What do you get when you put dumb blondes in the freezer?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
Artificial Intelligence.
Why did the dumb blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
