Babette: It's not fair. I'm so uneven.

Sebastian: Mon Cherie! Babette! Your flaws only make you more perfect to me! Besides, what of my head? Sebastian removes his chapeau to reveal that one side of his head is larger than the other.

Babette: Oh Sebastian! They embrace passionately.

Christophe enters.

Christophe: You genetically imbalanced monkeys! I will have you stay at my flat, no more! OUT!

Sebastian: But Christophe! We have nowhere else to seek refuge from society's intolerance.

Christophe: I know.

Babette shrieks and faints.

Sebastian: See what you've done to her! And she can't even fit into a normal woman's brazierre.

Christophe: I know.

Sebastian swats the air in front of Christophe.

Christophe: Fine. You can stay.

Sebastian: Oh Christophe! I promise I shall clean the toilets twice a day. Thank you. Thank you!

Christophe:There is one condition, however.

Sebastian: I know.

Sebastian lifts Babette to a seated position, she is still unconscious. He unbuttons her shirt and 2 breasts pop out. One is grossly oversized, the other around a D cup. Sebastian kneels and begins to suckle the smaller breast. Still standing Christophe takes the very enormous one and begins to suckle it as well.

Christophe:Mutation has done such beautiful things to society.

Sebastian: I know.

Christophe:Mama.

Blackout.